Unzip My Pants
Unforget My PIN
Unstain My Rug
Unrunover My Dog
Undent My Car
Unbounce My Check
Unwatch My Blues Brothers 2000
June 8, 2005
Discarded Titles for Toni Braxton’s 1996 Hit “Unbreak My Heart.”
As little as $1 a month ($12 a year!) goes a long way towards supporting our editorial staff and contributors while keeping us ad-free. Become a McSweeney’s Internet Tendency patron today.
