Lost & Found
Eminem The Eminem Show, edited version], scratched CD (no case)
Pink plastic sandal, left foot (toddler-size)
Black cotton sweater
Floppy disc
JanSport backpack (empty)
Worn out copy of The Client by John Grisham with the inscription: “Happy 19th birthday! Love, Grandma and Grandpa, 1999”

Library Books Most Likely to Go MIA or AWOL Last Year:
GED Study Guide, by Various Authors
On the Road, by Jack Kerouac
Night, by Elie Wiesel
The Red Badge of Courage (Cliffs Notes) , by Patrick J. Salerno
Why Do Bad Things Happen to Good People?, by Melvin Tinker
Two Badges: The Lives of Mona Ruiz, by Mona Ruiz and Geoff Boucher