Teddy Wayne is the author of the novels Kapitoil, The Love Song of Jonny Valentine, and Loner.
BY TEDDY WAYNE
Another day, another dollar—this internship absolutely sucks, it’s more offensive to pay me a dollar per day as a symbolic gesture than it would be not to pay me at all, and all I’m basically doing is making coffee and copies and delivering stuff around the city in 90-degree heat. And I have to pay taxes on this, too, so it’s really like another day, another eighty cents.
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