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All posts tagged
money
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April 13, 2022New York Times Wedding Announcements for People Who Are Broke
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December 28, 2021How I Saved Enough to Buy a House with My Parents’ Money
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November 17, 2021We Should Definitely Stop the Killer Asteroid, But First Let’s Figure Out Who Is Going to Get Rich from Saving Humanity
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November 3, 2021A Note from Your Friends at Federal Student Aid
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June 28, 2021This Pride Month, We’ve Affirmed That We Fully Accept the LGBTQ Community’s Money
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May 19, 2021If Billionaires Are “Immoral” and “Shouldn’t Exist,” Then Why Do I Want to Be One So Bad?
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April 12, 2021I’m Selling the Very Sentence You’re Reading as a Non-Fungible Token
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March 4, 2021Okay, Let Me Just Share My Screen… Ah, Nope. Okay, You’re Looking At My Savings Account Now. That Is Not Good.
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January 28, 2021The Important Thing Is to Keep Blindly Pouring All Your Money into the Stock Market
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January 19, 2021If We Raise the Minimum Wage, What Will Happen to My Gruel Business?
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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May 18, 2022A Passenger’s One-Star Review of the Trolley Ride from the Trolley Problem
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May 13, 2022A Modest Proposal for Solving the Baby Formula Shortage
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 25, 2022How to Protect Kids According to Republicans: A Decision Tree
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May 25, 2022How to Talk to Your First Grader about School Shootings
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May 25, 2022Places to Avoid While We Continue to Wait for Lawmakers to Enact Meaningful Gun Control Legislation
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May 24, 2022A User Manual for Your New Home Alarm System, D.O.G.