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money
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April 17, 2017Totally Reasonable Proposed Amendments to the Internal Revenue Code
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April 6, 2017Should You Consolidate Your Student Loans, or Get Hit By a Car?
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March 30, 2017The Market Outlook for Fear
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January 26, 2017It’s Hard to Describe What We Do Here at Goldman Sachs, So Let’s Just Say We Take Money From the Poor and Give It to the Rich
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December 23, 2016Wells Fargo is Pleased to Announce Its Brand New Reputation
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November 25, 2016List: 6 Black Friday Doorbuster Deals Middle Class Americans Are Ready to Die For
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November 17, 2016We Regret to Inform You That Dirty Deeds Will No Longer Be Done Dirt Cheap
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November 2, 2016Introducing Sallie Mae’s Reincarnation Loan – The Loan That Lets You Pay Back Your Student Debt Over Several Lifetimes
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October 5, 2016Congratulations! Your Essay Has Been Accepted By Loan Repayment Success Story Quarterly!
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October 3, 2016Peace Treaty Negotiations for Splitting Up the Check
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 12, 2018List: Appropriate Moments to Respond With Lady Gaga’s Guttural Howl From the Song “Shallow”
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October 19, 2018Stoning Our Neighbors to Death Makes the Corn Grow High, and Elitist Liberals Should Stop Attacking This Traditional Value
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October 19, 2018Animals Got Problems: Everyone Is Exhausting
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October 19, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Levelers and Sharpeners
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October 19, 2018Letter of Recommendation for a Basic Male MFA Applicant