He who hesitates is… damn. I know this one. Give me a minute. It’ll come to me.
Teddy Wayne’s
Unpopular Proverbs
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Teddy Wayne is the author of the novels Kapitoil, The Love Song of Jonny Valentine, and Loner.
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Hesitation.
BY TEDDY WAYNE
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