Ivan the Indifferent
Yuri the Schlub
Anatoly the Real Gone Cat
Czarface
That Asshole Pavel
Oleg the Dumpling Whore
Mikhail Gorbachev
Seamus the Dark Horse
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Ivan the Indifferent
Yuri the Schlub
Anatoly the Real Gone Cat
Czarface
That Asshole Pavel
Oleg the Dumpling Whore
Mikhail Gorbachev
Seamus the Dark Horse