Author’s Note: My friend Heather Borra O’Donnell died of cancer last month. She was funny. She sometimes submitted lists to McSweeney’s, and would have submitted more. Heather also volunteered as an after-school tutor at 826DC, which has set up a fund in her honor.
McSweeney’s Lists My Friend Heather Would Have Submitted Had She Beat Cancer.
Bodily Functions George Lucas Will Edit Into Star Wars
Purposeless Items from Repurposed Materials
Nipples You Have Not Yet Seen in Game of Thrones
Fast Food Items Mitt Romney Thinks are Names of Horses
Unlikely Malapropisms from Arnold Schwartzenegger Films
Sexy Things I Say to My iPad
Busking Tips for Former College Newspaper Editors
Olympic Difficulty Scores for Selected Cat Poses
Anatomical Lessons Gleaned from Dissecting Steamed Crabs
Quotes from an Unlicensed Russian Video Game Adaptation of The Big Lewbowski
Bacon Walks into a Bar…
Casting Notes for the Made-for-TV Biopic of My Life
Whimsically Tytled Renaissance Faire Sandwhiches
A Very Extensive Lexicon of Shia LaBeuof Facial Expressions
Educational Hair Band Hits