Memories from My Youth Involving My Best Friend, Glen Sanford

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That whole Dragons club thing
The Magic Chef frost-free refrigerator/freezer
Pops Jambo
The Techno Assault Box
The pop-a-wheelie contest
The burping contest
The milk-throwing ritual
Wing Wah, Chef of Death

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