1. Go to your polling place

2. The poll worker will ask to see your ID

3. The poll worker will ask if your name is Justin, even though she’s looking right at your ID

4. The poll worker will assure you she’s just kidding

5. The poll worker will ask you if a lot of people make jokes like that about your name

6. The poll worker will ask if your last name is pronounced the same way

7. The poll worker will ask if you’d ever name any of your kids Justin

8. The poll worker will reply, “Yeah, I suppose not”

9. The poll worker will ask if you get this kind of thing a lot

10. The poll worker will hand you your ballot

This is also the process for renewing a driver’s license, buying groceries, and meeting any new people since 2009.