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All posts tagged
voting
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November 5, 2024Voters of America as Explained by Their Pants
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November 5, 2024“I Voted” Stickers for Voters Outside Swing States
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December 8, 2023Inflation Is High, So I’m Voting for Gork the Merciless
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October 17, 2023Sure, Trump Is an Authoritarian Grifter, but at Least He’s Three Years Younger Than Biden
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November 3, 2022What the Hell Else Has to Happen for You to Get Off Your Butt and Vote?
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October 14, 2022A Voter’s Guide to the 2050 Election, Written by Your New Robot Overlords
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January 20, 2022You Can’t Accuse Us of Restricting the Voting Rights of Black Americans If We Aren’t Counting Them as Americans
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June 7, 2021Just Because I’m a Democrat Doesn’t Mean I Believe in Something Crazy Like Guaranteeing Everyone the Right to Vote
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March 29, 2021I Support Restrictions on Constitutional Rights If They Prevent Something Dangerous from Happening, Like Too Many Black People Voting
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December 9, 2020Election Results If Electoral Votes Were Apportioned by Forms of Gerrymandering Other Than Congressional Districts
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 10, 2025Massachusetts Road Signs
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday
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January 16, 2025A Pre-Game Pep Talk by a College Football Coach Who Recently Audited a Class on Nietzschean Thought
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January 16, 2025The Biggest Problem Threatening Our Country Is an App That Brings People Together
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January 16, 2025Brainstorming Notes of the Typical Male American Spy Novelist