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All posts tagged
voting
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October 14, 2019Federal Holidays Are Not For Preserving Democracy. They’re For Celebrating Perpetrators of Genocide
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November 7, 2018We Would Like to Apologize For Electing a Pack of Wolves to the United States Senate
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November 6, 2018Don’t Worry About the Laughing Skull On the Voting Machines
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November 6, 2018My Absentee Ballot for Thanksgiving Dinner
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October 31, 2018Thank You For Participating In America’s Annual Voter Purge
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October 31, 2018Why It’s Too Difficult For Me to Vote, and How Many Beers I Can Butt Chug In Under 60 Seconds
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October 22, 2018List: How to Turn Any Conversation Into One About the Midterm Elections
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October 8, 201814 Common Complaints Against Radical Women Suffragettes
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July 6, 2018I Was Going to Vote Democrat This November Until All This Incivility Forced Me Back On the Trump Train
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December 11, 2017I Was On the Fence About the Homophobic Pedophile Senate Candidate, But It Turns Out He Also Thinks Slavery is Okay
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November 5, 2019If You Call Me a “Boomer” You Are Committing a Hate Crime
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November 6, 2019My 11-Month-Old Baby’s HR Discrimination Complaint
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October 29, 2019We’re the Husbands from Every Haunted House Movie, and We Think You’re Just Not Giving Our New Home a Chance
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January 5, 2016List: 10 Objects Around Your House That Are Actually Just Tilda Swinton Getting Lost In a Role
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November 11, 2019Things In Your University Office You Can Burn for Warmth
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November 11, 2019List: Jokes That Everyone On The Mayflower Are Getting Sick Of
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November 11, 2019Your Services As Guidance Counselor Are No Longer Required, Mr. Vonnegut
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November 8, 2019List: The Ten Commandments of Workism