All posts tagged
voting
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December 11, 2017I Was On the Fence About the Homophobic Pedophile Senate Candidate, But It Turns Out He Also Thinks Slavery is Okay
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November 8, 2017Dispatches from the Resistance: The Battle of the Off-Year Election
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November 7, 2017When You Are the First Voter
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August 21, 2017I Supported the Shit Falling From the Sky. Now That We Are Up to Our Necks In It, I Sorely Regret Doing That
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July 19, 2017List: Quote from Survival Reality Show Naked and Afraid or Regarding President Trump’s Voter Integrity Commission?
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November 8, 2016List: My 10-Step Voting Process
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November 3, 2016List: Key 2016 Election Demographics
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November 2, 2016List: Tips for Profiling Rural Voters
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October 14, 2016Monologue: I’m the Person Everyone is Trying to Convince Not to Vote for Donald Trump on Social Media
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October 12, 2016I’m Looking for a Candidate Who Tells It Like It Is
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April 4, 2018Fifty-Six Questions for Young MC Upon Hearing “Bust a Move” for the First Time in Twenty-Two Years
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April 10, 2018List: Horoscopes for Librarians
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March 19, 2018I’m Going to Close This Deal Using Business Words I’ve Heard Men Yell in Airports
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April 6, 2018We Deeply Regret Hiring the Perpetrators of the Salem Witch Trials as Opinion Columnists