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All posts tagged
voting
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November 7, 2018We Would Like to Apologize For Electing a Pack of Wolves to the United States Senate
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November 6, 2018Don’t Worry About the Laughing Skull On the Voting Machines
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November 6, 2018My Absentee Ballot for Thanksgiving Dinner
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October 31, 2018Thank You For Participating In America’s Annual Voter Purge
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October 31, 2018Why It’s Too Difficult For Me to Vote, and How Many Beers I Can Butt Chug In Under 60 Seconds
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October 22, 2018List: How to Turn Any Conversation Into One About the Midterm Elections
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October 8, 201814 Common Complaints Against Radical Women Suffragettes
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July 6, 2018I Was Going to Vote Democrat This November Until All This Incivility Forced Me Back On the Trump Train
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December 11, 2017I Was On the Fence About the Homophobic Pedophile Senate Candidate, But It Turns Out He Also Thinks Slavery is Okay
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November 8, 2017Dispatches from the Resistance: The Battle of the Off-Year Election
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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October 10, 2006Back From Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail And Discovers That His Bid For Tenure Has Been Denied
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July 19, 2019List: Hemingway’s “For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never Worn” Re-Imagined By Other Authors
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July 19, 2019Ernest Hemingway, Parenting Blogger
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July 18, 2019I Am Against Identity Politics, By Which I Mean I Am In Favor of White Identity Politics
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July 18, 2019List: Things You’re More Likely to Get Arrested for Than Rape