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All posts tagged
voting
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November 7, 2017When You Are the First Voter
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August 21, 2017I Supported the Shit Falling From the Sky. Now That We Are Up to Our Necks In It, I Sorely Regret Doing That
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July 19, 2017List: Quote from Survival Reality Show Naked and Afraid or Regarding President Trump’s Voter Integrity Commission?
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November 8, 2016List: My 10-Step Voting Process
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November 3, 2016List: Key 2016 Election Demographics
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November 2, 2016List: Tips for Profiling Rural Voters
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October 14, 2016Monologue: I’m the Person Everyone is Trying to Convince Not to Vote for Donald Trump on Social Media
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October 12, 2016I’m Looking for a Candidate Who Tells It Like It Is
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September 16, 2016List: Vogue Asked Kendall Jenner 73 Questions and Yet We Still Know Nothing About Her Thoughts on Gerrymandering. Here Are Seven Additional Questions We Demand She Answer. Now
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August 24, 2016I Cannot In Good Conscience Vote for Any Candidate Who Shares My Beliefs
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 26, 2019List: Awful HGTV House Hunters or One of the 2.6 Million People Living in Refugee Camps?
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March 26, 2019On Obtaining Free Food at a Nonprofit Company
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March 25, 2019Every Test Result On Your Medical Report Indicates Cancer So I Feel Confident In Summarizing Your Diagnosis as “No Cancer”
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March 25, 2019Screw You, Losers! Our Narcissistic, Corrupt, Racist, Anti-Science, Transphobic, Sexist, Classist, Nationalistic, Serial-Lying Adulterer President Didn’t Collude With Russia to Help Win an Already Gerrymandered Election!