Orange is the New Black
Here is a Gallery of Puppies Finding Their Forever Homes (Trump was Elected President Yesterday)
Job: Trump Seeking Unpaid Contractors to Paint White House Gold
Putin Responds ‘Maybe’ to Trump’s Facebook Invite to his Inauguration
Pageant Organizer Wins “Ultimate Pageant,” Crowns Himself “Mr. America”
Call Your Mother and Apologize
For Some Reason Scott Baio Sang (?) at Inauguration
Look at this Tattoo of Trump’s Speeches: Trump Stump Tramp Stamp
Wait, Where Did All of the Women and People of Color Go?
He Fucking Changed the Title of the Movie to “Ladies and the Trump”
Well, well, well… (Front page of the National Enquirer)
“Just Turn on the News” — Horror Movie Producers Quit in Droves
Oh Beautiful for Racist Guys, for Amber Waves of President Trump’s Hair
Earthquakes Reported in Rochester, N.Y. Turn Out to Just Be Susan B. Anthony Rolling in Her Grave
One Spam Email In and Trump’s White House Email Is Hacked
President Adds Corners to Oval Office
Barron Trump Named Nation’s First Child Cybersecurity Czar
Oh No — He Found Out About Palestine
Quick, Lassie! Get Help! Donald Trump is President!
Miners Trapped Underground: ‘Is He Still President? Yeah Just Leave Us Here.’
Trump Insiders Reveal That President Asked to Change the Nuke Codes to ‘1234’
#OscarsSoWhite Is Turned To #OscarsSoRight
Nation’s Capital Moved to Atlantic City
Cool! 10 Wacky Ways to Avoid Being Sent to Trump’s Labor Camps!