Orange is the New Black

Well Fuck

Here is a Gallery of Puppies Finding Their Forever Homes (Trump was Elected President Yesterday)

Job: Trump Seeking Unpaid Contractors to Paint White House Gold

Putin Responds ‘Maybe’ to Trump’s Facebook Invite to his Inauguration

Pageant Organizer Wins “Ultimate Pageant,” Crowns Himself “Mr. America”

Call Your Mother and Apologize

For Some Reason Scott Baio Sang (?) at Inauguration

Look at this Tattoo of Trump’s Speeches: Trump Stump Tramp Stamp

Wait, Where Did All of the Women and People of Color Go?

He Fucking Changed the Title of the Movie to “Ladies and the Trump”

Well, well, well… (Front page of the National Enquirer)

“Just Turn on the News” — Horror Movie Producers Quit in Droves

Oh Beautiful for Racist Guys, for Amber Waves of President Trump’s Hair

Earthquakes Reported in Rochester, N.Y. Turn Out to Just Be Susan B. Anthony Rolling in Her Grave

One Spam Email In and Trump’s White House Email Is Hacked

President Adds Corners to Oval Office

Barron Trump Named Nation’s First Child Cybersecurity Czar

Oh No — He Found Out About Palestine

Quick, Lassie! Get Help! Donald Trump is President!

Miners Trapped Underground: ‘Is He Still President? Yeah Just Leave Us Here.’

Trump Insiders Reveal That President Asked to Change the Nuke Codes to ‘1234’

#OscarsSoWhite Is Turned To #OscarsSoRight

Nation’s Capital Moved to Atlantic City

Cool! 10 Wacky Ways to Avoid Being Sent to Trump’s Labor Camps!