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Articles by
Broti Gupta
Broti Gupta is a writer based in Los Angeles.
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April 8, 2019Beto’s On Tables. Biden’s Kissing Everybody. We Need a Woman Who Does Neither. That’s Why I Am Lying Here On My Stomach, Ready to Lead
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September 19, 2017Help! I Just Clicked Gmail’s Automated Responses and Now I am On a Deserted Island in Fiji for Having Accrued Too Much Debt
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August 18, 2017The Alt-Left’s Radical Agenda
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July 28, 2017Anthony Scaramucci Called Me, His GrubHub Delivery Guy, to Unload About White House Leakers, Reince Priebus, and Steve Bannon — and I’m Still On the Phone With Him
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May 27, 2017Jared Kushner’s Letter Home from Camp
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January 16, 2017We Refuse to Perform at Trump’s Inauguration! Also, Why Haven’t We Been Invited to Perform at Trump’s Inauguration?
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January 4, 2017List: Post-2016 Election Cosmo Tips for Decoding Your Man
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December 8, 2016Hillary, Stopping By Woods On a Snowy Evening
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November 10, 2016List: We Accidentally Conjured the Apocalypse on Election Day, So Here Are Some Headlines We’ll Try to Summon Next
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November 8, 2016List: Buckle Up! Here Are Some Future Headlines After Trump is Elected
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July 21, 2016Your Private, Nonprofit High School Congratulates You On Your New Job!
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March 21, 2016My Panic Attacks: A Performance Review
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