#wereoutofmilk
#youspent$70onwhat
#whatarewedoingthisweekendagain
#didwegetanymail
#notinthemoodtonight
#forthelasttimeIdonthaveadrinkingproblem
#wherearemydamnkeys
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#wereoutofmilk
#youspent$70onwhat
#whatarewedoingthisweekendagain
#didwegetanymail
#notinthemoodtonight
#forthelasttimeIdonthaveadrinkingproblem
#wherearemydamnkeys