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October 15, 2004

Names of Cheeses Inspired by Star Wars Characters

by Steve Krodman

Queso-Gon Jinn
Jar Jar Brie
Darth Gouda
Bib Fontina
Lando Camembrissian
Princess Leiakranz
Grand Moff Tilsit
Jabba the Hutvarti
Boba Feta

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