Job status: Meme generator
Education status: DIY enthusiast
Social status: Dog whisperer
Emotional status: Dr.Phil re-runs
Financial status: Extreme couponing
Dietary status: Kale smoothie
Relationship status: Sports bra
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Job status: Meme generator
Education status: DIY enthusiast
Social status: Dog whisperer
Emotional status: Dr.Phil re-runs
Financial status: Extreme couponing
Dietary status: Kale smoothie
Relationship status: Sports bra