Nine Rhetorical Greetings, Sorted by Appropriate Profession

Astronomer: “What’s up?”

Journalist: “What’s happening?”

Engineer: “How’s it going?”

Philosopher: “What’s good?”

Historian: “How’s it been?”

Curator: “How are things?”

Graphic designer: “What’s going on?”

Interior designer: “How’s it hanging?”

Chiropractor: “What’s cracking?”