Nuclear power plant disaster sites.

Stoplight-controlled intersections, when said stoplight is red.

A room full of hipsters while not ironically wearing a polo shirt.

The Sun.

Conversations about family planning with one’s daughter-in-law.

Any cottage that appears unexpectedly in the center of a deep, dark wood, and that is constructed of sugared sweets, and whose sole occupant is an elderly woman with one or more warts or black cats.

Anal glands of a temperamental Doberman.

Transylvanian castles between the hours of sunset and sunrise.

Metropolitan public restrooms.

Water coolers of politically conservative news channel studios.