Nuclear power plant disaster sites.
Stoplight-controlled intersections, when said stoplight is red.
A room full of hipsters while not ironically wearing a polo shirt.
Conversations about family planning with one’s daughter-in-law.
Any cottage that appears unexpectedly in the center of a deep, dark wood, and that is constructed of sugared sweets, and whose sole occupant is an elderly woman with one or more warts or black cats.
Anal glands of a temperamental Doberman.
Transylvanian castles between the hours of sunset and sunrise.
Metropolitan public restrooms.
Water coolers of politically conservative news channel studios.