All business meetings and no timeshare in Palm Springs makes Jack take out his anger on his secretary again.
All two-star reviews and no rider feedback makes Jack a subpar Uber driver.
All Atlantic Ocean and no drift wood big enough for the both of them makes Jack die at the end of the movie Titanic.
All advanced degrees and no one will publish his novel makes Jack a high school English teacher.
All repressed childhood trauma and no self-esteem makes Jack attend regular Dungeons and Dragons meet-ups.
All credit card debt and no financial literacy makes Jack fall for a pyramid scheme.
All partying and no ambition makes Jack a Chase bank teller.
All divorce papers and no custody makes Jack owe quite a bit in child support.
All trans fats and no exercise makes Jack an American.