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April 10, 2001
Passwords Printed on the Eight Trial Software Packages AOL Has Mailed to Me since December 20, and an Imagined Exchange Between AOL and Me
Passwords:
BERRY-BUNKO
CHATS-AUGURS
BATCH-DOORS
CARVES-SNOOPS
CHOSEN-THICK
LAUGH-THYMES
PEARL-ARGENT
GROWTH-SOLES
- - -
Exchange:
AOL: MORE-MAIL!
ME: DON’T-WANT
AOL: HAVE-MORE
ME: NO-THANKS
AOL: YOU-CRAZY
ME: NOT-NICE
AOL: MAYBE-FUTURE?
ME: NEVER-EVER
AOL: BERRY-BUNKO
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