Oh heyyyy Ballet, wow, you’re reeeeal fun to watch—all those pliés and jetés—good for you!

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Hey, Painting. What are you, like, oils on a canvas? Boy, that’s a priceless way to capture the human condition.

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Whoa, nice beat you got there, Music. Yeah, that’ll never get old. Why don’t you repeat that chorus again? It’s soooo catchy.

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Hey, Literature. What ‘cha got there, some words on paper? That’ll sure come in handy… when I’m in the john.