1. Loose Bottom
2. Arsemonger
3. Sandy Balls
4. Flesh Shank
5. Booby Dingle
6. Twat
7. Hen Poo
8. Mingebag
9. Pisser Claugh
10. Penistone
11. Dancing Dicks
12. Shitterton
13. Lickfold
14. Bladdered
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Places in the UK: 1, 3, 4, 5, 7, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13
British Insults: 2, 8, 14
Both: 6