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CHICAGO: Join The American Writers Museum and The Standard Club for an evening with Dave Eggers and Mokhtar Alkhanshali, celebrating the paperback release of The Monk of Mokha. Tuesday, January 29th.

January 7, 2013

Teddy Wayne’s
Unpopular Proverbs

Practice

by Teddy Wayne

Practice makes perfecc… Practice makkes perfect… Practice makesperf—goddamnit. I’ll never get this. I’m calling it a day.

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