Practice makes perfecc… Practice makkes perfect… Practice makesperf—goddamnit. I’ll never get this. I’m calling it a day.
Teddy Wayne’s
Unpopular Proverbs
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Teddy Wayne is the author of the novels Kapitoil, The Love Song of Jonny Valentine, and Loner.
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