Predicted Increase in Overall Vaccination Rates if COVID Variants Were Named After Steven Seagal Movies Instead of Greek Letters

1. The Hard to Kill variant — 17%

2. The Marked for Death variant — 38%

3. The Driven to Kill variant — 22%

4. The Half Past Dead variant — 13%

5. The Urban Justice variant — 32%

6. The China Salesman variant — 4%

7. The Fire Down Below variant — 57%

8. The Today You Die variant — 78%