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I beHoover you to have a great Presidents’ Day.

“Cleveland rocks!”

Hope you can a Ford to celebrate Presidents’ Day.

Don’t make me Polk you!

We HOPE you have a wonderful Presidents’ Day.

I’m fine. Eisenhower you?

Oh B. Hayes!

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