1. How many selfies do you post on Instagram a day?

A. None. Have you seen my snub nose?
B. 10. But 15 when I’m feeling vain.
C. I only post pictures of my cat and dolls.
D. I only post when I’m wearing my TOMBOY beanie.

2. What’s your favorite millennial phrase?

A. “UGH. I have so much packing to do before Aunt March takes me on a paid trip to Europe. My life is so #blessed.”
B. “Goals AF.”
C. “I’m so dead.”
D. “Reading The Second Sex has me woke.”

3. What’s your favorite show to binge?

A. The Crown
B. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
C. Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
D. Orange is the New Black

4. What do you drink on a night out?

A. White wine
B. Dom Perignon
C. Water
D. Whatever beer is craft

5. Which Buzzfeed quiz are you?

A. Where Should You Have Studied Abroad?
B. Can You Plan Your Wedding Without Going Over Budget?
C. Everyone Has A Type of Cat That Matches Their Personality Perfectly — Here’s Yours!
D. Are You Smart Enough to Unlock These Mind-Blowing Facts?

6. What’s your favorite Rom-Com?

A. Chasing Liberty
B. Leap Year
C. Just Go With It
D. She’s The Man

7. Are you the foil to every person in your family?

A. I’ll burn your manuscript! I’m the foil!
B. Is the foil made of gold?
C. I’m not the foil but my willingness to blend into the background is for the foil.
D. Yes.

8. Are you definitely queer?

A. No
B. No
C. No
D. Hell yes!

9. What’s your favorite book?

A. Jane Eyre
B. To The Lighthouse
C. The Fault In Our Stars
D. Her Body and Other Parties

10. Which quote best fits your personality?

A. “Let us be elegant or die!”
B. “I may have left here a girl — but I came home a woman.”
C. “I like being home, but I don’t like being left behind.”
D. “Late at night my mind would come alive with voices and stories and friends as dear to me as any in the real world. I gave myself up to it, longing for transformation.”


Mostly A’s: You’re an Amy! You are femme and proper and you’ll also throw anyone you love under the bus if it means a free trip to Monaco.

Mostly B’s: You’re a Meg! You are maternal and well-rounded and you’ll also make a 10-minute snap story of just selfies.

Mostly C’s: You’re a Beth! You are perfect, which ultimately means, you will die first.

Mostly D’s: You’re a Jo! You are the headstrong protagonist, you buy all of your clothes from Wildfang, and you’re not fooling anyone.