“Folly is bound up in the heart of a child, but withholding Daniel Tiger drives it far from him.” (Proverbs 22:15)

“And if your hand causes you to sin, turn off Daniel Tiger. It is better for you to enter life without the episodes than go to hell, to the unquenchable fire.” (Mark 9:43)

“By the multitude of your iniquities, in the unrighteousness of your trade you profaned your sanctuaries; so I turned you from Daniel Tiger to Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives reruns; it brought fire out from your midst; it consumed you, and it turned you to ashes on the earth in the sight of all who saw you.” (Ezekiel 28:18)

“You shall not bow down to Daniel Tiger or serve him, for I the Lord your God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and the fourth generation of those who hate other shows.” (Exodus 20:5)

“If you keep him from watching Daniel Tiger, you will save his soul.” (Proverbs 23:14)

“Do not withhold discipline from a child; if you turn off Daniel Tiger, he will not die.” (Proverbs 23:13)

“If a man has a stubborn and rebellious son who will not obey the voice of his father or the voice of his mother, and, though they discipline him, will not listen to them, then his father and his mother shall take hold of him and bring him out to the elders of his city at the gate of the place where he lives, and they shall say to the elders of his city, ‘This our son is stubborn and rebellious; he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton and a drunkard.’ Then all the men of the city will find all of the televisions within the city, and they shall remove from them the presence of Daniel Tiger. So you shall purge the evil from your midst, and all Israel shall hear, and fear.” (Deuteronomy 21:18-21)