Our new literature will not be constrained by rules or injunctions!

Never again will we allow ourselves to be boxed in by spatial metaphors!

Down with prepositions!

Waste, excess, and verbiage are to be avoided at all costs!

Hair-splittting attention to detail is the only sure mark of authentic literature!

Only the greatest literature can evade hierarchizing judgements!

The literature of the past is composed entirely of tired clichés – time for us to wipe the slate clean!

Make it new (again)!

The deliberate ambiguity of our new literature must leave the average reader utterly nonplussed!

The literature of the future must be one of affirmation – let it contain no negations!

An end to the tyranny of the exclamation mark!