A recent Washington Post headline describing Congressman Ron Paul’s (R-TX) feelings toward Jersey Shore and a mnemonic for the show’s current cast (Sammi, Ronnie, Pauly, J-Woww, Snooki, Deanna, Mike, Vinny).
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