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December 18, 2017

Tasks for My Psychological Task Rabbit

by Evan Allgood

Unpack trust issues

Assemble self-esteem

Install drive

Rewire sense of humor

Move thoughts of ex into storage

Insulate heart

Shovel shame

Unclog writer’s block

Patch insecurities

Get mind out of gutter

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