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Articles by
Evan Allgood
Evan Allgood is a writer from Virginia whose work has appeared in Paste, The Millions, Los Angeles Review of Books, 3:AM Magazine, The Toast, and The Billfold.
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January 20, 2020Today We Honor Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., a Great Man Who Stood For Everything That I, a Political Conservative, Oppose
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November 19, 2019I’m Pete Buttigieg, and After a Lot of Soul-Searching, I’ve Realized That I Am a Young Joe Biden
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May 17, 2019Babies Named After Game of Thrones Characters, All Grown Up
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May 3, 2019Course Catalog for the Joe Biden School of Apology
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April 24, 2019A Rough Transcript of Every Interview With Pete Buttigieg
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April 11, 2019Oh, We Don’t Sell Food At This Restaurant — We Purvey Provisions
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January 22, 2019Poorly Researched Men’s Fiction
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October 23, 2018Spines for Senators Still Needs Your Help
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July 16, 2018Meet Your Cool New Boss
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June 22, 2018Westworld Updates Its Privacy Policy
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December 18, 2017Tasks for My Psychological Task Rabbit
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March 9, 2017Spines for Senators
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director
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January 21, 2020If Your University’s Administration Ran a Polar Expedition
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January 21, 2020Cues for Your Portrait Session
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January 21, 2020Hi, I’m a Billboard Lawyer
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January 20, 2020Today We Honor Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., a Great Man Who Stood For Everything That I, a Political Conservative, Oppose