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Articles by
Evan Allgood
Evan Allgood has written for The New Yorker, The Believer, Vulture, Paste, and, you guessed it, McSweeney’s. You can read more of his work on his website.
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July 29, 2024The Backstreet Boys’ Commanding Officer Dresses Them Down After the Catastrophic Battle in Their “Larger Than Life” Music Video
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July 9, 2024Please Confirm Your Dinner Reservation
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February 16, 2024Actually, George, I Am Furious That You Chopped Down Our Cherry Tree
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January 17, 2024Jackson Lamb, Yoga Instructor
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September 1, 2022Reviews of New Food: Reviews of New Food: Buffalo Wild Wings’ Legendary Long Island
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August 12, 2021Oedipus Learns of the Term “Oedipus Complex”
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October 11, 2020Amy Coney Barrett Testifies Before the Judiciary Committee
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