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Evan Allgood
Evan Allgood has written for The New Yorker, The Believer, Vulture, Paste, and, you guessed it, McSweeney’s. You can read more of his work on his website.
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February 6, 2025Spines for Senators Is Now Pitchforks for the People
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July 29, 2024The Backstreet Boys’ Commanding Officer Dresses Them Down After the Catastrophic Battle in Their “Larger Than Life” Music Video
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July 9, 2024Please Confirm Your Dinner Reservation
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February 16, 2024Actually, George, I Am Furious That You Chopped Down Our Cherry Tree
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January 17, 2024Jackson Lamb, Yoga Instructor
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September 1, 2022Reviews of New Food: Reviews of New Food: Buffalo Wild Wings’ Legendary Long Island
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August 12, 2021Oedipus Learns of the Term “Oedipus Complex”
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October 11, 2020Amy Coney Barrett Testifies Before the Judiciary Committee
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May 27, 2020Face Mask Alignment Chart
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February 27, 2020Mike Pence’s Coronavirus Prevention Tips
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January 20, 2020Today We Honor Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., a Great Man Who Stood For Everything That I, a Political Conservative, Oppose
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