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Evan Allgood
Evan Allgood has written for The New Yorker, The Believer, Vulture, Paste, and, you guessed it, McSweeney’s. You can read more of his work on his website.
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September 1, 2022Reviews of New Food: Reviews of New Food: Buffalo Wild Wings’ Legendary Long Island
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August 12, 2021Oedipus Learns of the Term “Oedipus Complex”
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October 11, 2020Amy Coney Barrett Testifies Before the Judiciary Committee
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May 27, 2020Face Mask Alignment Chart
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February 27, 2020Mike Pence’s Coronavirus Prevention Tips
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February 3, 2020Democrats Must Nominate the Candidate Who Can Almost Beat Trump
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January 20, 2020Today We Honor Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., a Great Man Who Stood For Everything That I, a Political Conservative, Oppose
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November 19, 2019I’m Pete Buttigieg, and After a Lot of Soul-Searching, I’ve Realized That I Am a Young Joe Biden
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May 17, 2019Babies Named After Game of Thrones Characters, All Grown Up
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May 3, 2019Course Catalog for the Joe Biden School of Apology
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April 24, 2019A Rough Transcript of Every Interview With Pete Buttigieg
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April 11, 2019Oh, We Don’t Sell Food At This Restaurant—We Purvey Provisions
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September 22, 2023It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 15, 2023Son, You’re Old Enough to Know the Truth, There is No Such Thing as the “Invisible Hand of the Market”
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September 22, 2023Welcome to Rosalita’s Boarding House for Girls and Women Rescued by Bruce Springsteen from Dead-End Small Towns
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September 18, 2023Who Made This Hummus?
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September 29, 2023I’m Your Three-Year-Old Interior Designer and This Is Your New Home Makeover
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September 29, 2023Job Posting: Lead Bro for Vivek Ramaswamy’s Campaign
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September 28, 2023A Template for Right-Wingers Upset with Taylor Swift
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September 28, 2023Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with Reagan’s Ghost