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Articles by
Evan Allgood
Evan Allgood has written for The New Yorker, The Believer, Vulture, Paste, and, you guessed it, McSweeney’s. You can read more of his work on his website.
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July 9, 2024Please Confirm Your Dinner Reservation
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February 16, 2024Actually, George, I Am Furious That You Chopped Down Our Cherry Tree
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January 17, 2024Jackson Lamb, Yoga Instructor
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September 1, 2022Reviews of New Food: Reviews of New Food: Buffalo Wild Wings’ Legendary Long Island
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August 12, 2021Oedipus Learns of the Term “Oedipus Complex”
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October 11, 2020Amy Coney Barrett Testifies Before the Judiciary Committee
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May 27, 2020Face Mask Alignment Chart
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February 27, 2020Mike Pence’s Coronavirus Prevention Tips
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February 3, 2020Democrats Must Nominate the Candidate Who Can Almost Beat Trump
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January 20, 2020Today We Honor Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., a Great Man Who Stood For Everything That I, a Political Conservative, Oppose
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November 19, 2019I’m Pete Buttigieg, and After a Lot of Soul-Searching, I’ve Realized That I Am a Young Joe Biden
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May 17, 2019Babies Named After Game of Thrones Characters, All Grown Up
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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