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Articles by
Evan Allgood
Evan Allgood is a writer from Virginia whose work has appeared in Paste, The Millions, Los Angeles Review of Books, 3:AM Magazine, The Toast, and The Billfold.
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May 17, 2019Babies Named After Game of Thrones Characters, All Grown Up
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May 3, 2019Course Catalog for the Joe Biden School of Apology
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April 24, 2019A Rough Transcript of Every Interview With Pete Buttigieg
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April 11, 2019Oh, We Don’t Sell Food At This Restaurant — We Purvey Provisions
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January 22, 2019Poorly Researched Men’s Fiction
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October 23, 2018Spines for Senators Still Needs Your Help
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July 16, 2018Monologue: Meet Your Cool New Boss
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June 22, 2018Westworld Updates Its Privacy Policy
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December 18, 2017List: Tasks for My Psychological Task Rabbit
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March 9, 2017Spines for Senators
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January 27, 2017The History of the Legend of the Myth of the Moleskine
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February 2, 2015List: Gentrification Through the Ages
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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