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Articles by
Evan Allgood
Evan Allgood is a writer from Virginia whose work has appeared in Paste, The Millions, Los Angeles Review of Books, 3:AM Magazine, The Toast, and The Billfold.
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May 27, 2020Face Mask Alignment Chart
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February 27, 2020Mike Pence’s Coronavirus Prevention Tips
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February 3, 2020Democrats Must Nominate the Candidate Who Can Almost Beat Trump
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January 20, 2020Today We Honor Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., a Great Man Who Stood For Everything That I, a Political Conservative, Oppose
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November 19, 2019I’m Pete Buttigieg, and After a Lot of Soul-Searching, I’ve Realized That I Am a Young Joe Biden
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May 17, 2019Babies Named After Game of Thrones Characters, All Grown Up
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May 3, 2019Course Catalog for the Joe Biden School of Apology
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April 24, 2019A Rough Transcript of Every Interview With Pete Buttigieg
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April 11, 2019Oh, We Don’t Sell Food At This Restaurant — We Purvey Provisions
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January 22, 2019Poorly Researched Men’s Fiction
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October 23, 2018Spines for Senators Still Needs Your Help
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July 16, 2018Meet Your Cool New Boss
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May 21, 2020A Note From Your University About Its Plans for Next Semester
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May 18, 2020I Was In Charge of the Deck Chairs On the Titanic, and They Absolutely Did Need Rearranging
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May 12, 2020Here’s How Time Works Now
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May 15, 2020A University President Responds to Those Who Have Suggested the School Should Dip Into the Endowment
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