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Articles by
Evan Allgood
Evan Allgood is a writer from Virginia whose work has appeared in Paste, The Millions, Los Angeles Review of Books, 3:AM Magazine, The Toast, and The Billfold.
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June 22, 2018Westworld Updates Its Privacy Policy
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December 18, 2017Tasks for My Psychological Task Rabbit
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March 9, 2017Spines for Senators
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January 27, 2017The History of the Legend of the Myth of the Moleskine
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February 2, 2015Gentrification Through the Ages
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March 19, 2013Politically Correct Terms for Politically Incorrect Terms
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April 30, 2020The Girl From Avril Lavigne’s “Sk8er Boi” Responds 18 Years Later
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June 26, 2020A Message from Your University’s Vice President for Magical Thinking
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June 24, 2020Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-759
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June 22, 2020I’m the Guy Setting Off Fireworks Every Night In Your Neighborhood and I Have You Right Where I Want You
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July 7, 2020My Toddler Emails a Complaint to Customer Service
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July 7, 2020An Open Letter to Straight Couples Who Have Been Quarantining Together After Only Dating For a Few Weeks From a Lesbian Who’s Been There Before
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July 7, 2020
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July 7, 2020I Do Not Choose to Write My 902-Page Fantasy Ninja Thriller — I Am Compelled To