[Fancy Adverb] + [Pedantic Adjective]


[Pompous Adjective] + [Pretentious Noun]


All the [Pompous Adjective] + [Pluralized Pretentious Noun]


The [Elitist Sounding Thing(s) No One Has Heard Of]


The [Embellishing Adjective] Life of [Flamboyant Full Name]


[How/Where/Why] We [Simple Verb]


We [Were/Are] + [Empowering Adjective and/or Pluralized Quaint Noun]


The Things We [Pretty Verb Phrase]


[All the Things We/The Things We All] + [Stuffy Verb or Verb Phrase]


All the Things We All [Sad Verb]