[Fancy Adverb] + [Pedantic Adjective]

[Pompous Adjective] + [Pretentious Noun]

All the [Pompous Adjective] + [Pluralized Pretentious Noun]

The [Elitist Sounding Thing(s) No One Has Heard Of]

The [Embellishing Adjective] Life of [Flamboyant Full Name]

[How/Where/Why] We [Simple Verb]

We [Were/Are] + [Empowering Adjective and/or Pluralized Quaint Noun]

The Things We [Pretty Verb Phrase]

[All the Things We/The Things We All] + [Stuffy Verb or Verb Phrase]

All the Things We All [Sad Verb]