1. Lying

2. Waiting

3. Pondering

4. Recollection of Recent Mistakes

5. “Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit Of…)”

6. Annoyance

7. Realization that This Could Last Awhile

8. Brainstorming

9. Scrawling

10. Disgust

11. Wait, Is It Lying or Laying?

12. Itching

13. Anticipation of Tomorrow’s Mistakes

14. Pillow Adjustment

15. Inventory of Personal Faults

16. Tossing

17. Anger

18. Evaluation of Prior Caffeine Intake

19. Meme Remembrance

20. Controlled Breathing, 90 seconds

21. Turning

22. Creak Identification

23. Depression

24. Debate With Nemesis (Win)

25. Hydration

26. Bargaining

27. Wondering What Acquaintances You Never, Ever Think of During the Day Are Up To

28. Masturbation

29. Denial

30. Meme Ideation

31. Debate With Nemesis (Loss)

32. Urination

33. Awareness of Skull Inside Face

34. Conception of Next Major Creative Work

35. Imagined Stardom

36. Interview With Reporter

37. Award Acceptance

38. Reporter Turns Out to Be Mom

39. Wait, Is This a Dream?

40. Depression

41. Clock Avoidance

42. Discovery of Repeated Phantom Wail In White Noise Machine

43. Acceptance

44. Sex With Nemesis (Tie)

45. Sleep Aid, Fuck It

46. Expired Medicine Check

47. WebMD Search

48. Self-Pity

49. Rumination of Worldwide Strife

50. Mild Hallucinations

51. One Shitty Little Alpha Wave

52. Alarm