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Articles by
Marco Kaye
Marco Kaye has contributed to McSweeney’s Internet Tendency since 2007. He has an MFA from NYU, and has been published in the New Yorker’s Daily Shouts & Murmurs.
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August 5, 2021I Am a QR Code and I Am Here to Stay
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October 9, 2020The 52 Stages of Insomnia
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December 13, 2019Translation of a New York Times’ Real Estate Article for Those Living Without a Trust Fund
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August 13, 2019An Influencer Reports for Jury Duty
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December 14, 2018An Honest Charter School’s Annual Appeal
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November 8, 2018Make No Mistake, We Liberals Will Squander Our Hard-Won Gains
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May 30, 2018The Writer’s Journey
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February 15, 2018At the P.R. Firm for Men
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October 16, 2017Your Children’s Bedtime Routine: Fantasy vs. Reality
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August 8, 2017This One Goes Out to All My Haters
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October 26, 2016On Our 20th Anniversary, the Internet and I Have Decided to Renew Our Vows
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May 4, 2016Breaking Beyond the 4th Wall
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June 28, 2022We Are an Anti-Abortion Couple, and Don’t Worry, We Will Adopt Your Baby
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January 14, 2022What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
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June 14, 2022My Favorite Controlled Substance Is Daycare
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June 27, 2022We Would Do Something, But Then We Wouldn’t Have the Power to Do Something, So We Can’t Do Something
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July 1, 2022FAQ: Freedom
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July 1, 2022A Declaration of Independence from the United States Supreme Court
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July 1, 2022Laws Should Be Based Solely on the Words of Constitutional Authors Like Me, the Guy Who Died After Shoving a Piece of Whalebone in His Dick
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June 30, 2022I’d Rather Drag Your Lifeless Body from This Party Than Wait Here While You Go to the Bathroom