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Articles by
Marco Kaye
Marco Kaye has contributed to McSweeney’s Internet Tendency since 2007. He has an MFA from NYU, and has been published in the New Yorker’s Daily Shouts & Murmurs.
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February 14, 2024As President, I Will Champion Gen X Rights
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March 13, 2023The Nine Circles of Home Renovation Hell
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August 5, 2021I Am a QR Code and I Am Here to Stay
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October 9, 2020The 52 Stages of Insomnia
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December 13, 2019Translation of a New York Times’ Real Estate Article for Those Living Without a Trust Fund
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August 13, 2019An Influencer Reports for Jury Duty
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December 14, 2018An Honest Charter School’s Annual Appeal
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November 8, 2018Make No Mistake, We Liberals Will Squander Our Hard-Won Gains
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May 30, 2018The Writer’s Journey
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February 15, 2018At the P.R. Firm for Men
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October 16, 2017Your Children’s Bedtime Routine: Fantasy vs. Reality
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August 8, 2017This One Goes Out to All My Haters
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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November 1, 2024I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers