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Marco Kaye
Marco Kaye has contributed to McSweeney’s Internet Tendency since 2007. He has an MFA from NYU, and has been published in the New Yorker’s Daily Shouts & Murmurs.
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December 13, 2019Translation of a New York Times’ Real Estate Article for Those Living Without a Trust Fund
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August 13, 2019An Influencer Reports for Jury Duty
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December 14, 2018An Honest Charter School’s Annual Appeal
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November 8, 2018Make No Mistake, We Liberals Will Squander Our Hard-Won Gains
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May 30, 2018The Writer’s Journey
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February 15, 2018At the P.R. Firm for Men
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October 16, 2017Your Children’s Bedtime Routine: Fantasy vs. Reality
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August 8, 2017This One Goes Out to All My Haters
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October 26, 2016On Our 20th Anniversary, the Internet and I Have Decided to Renew Our Vows
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May 4, 2016Breaking Beyond the 4th Wall
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November 17, 2015A Freelancer’s Prayer
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March 6, 2015True Designer Baby Names
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September 3, 2020Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-889
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September 22, 2020It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 14, 2020I Appreciate Your Concern, But Our Enormous Wedding Was Socially Distanced
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September 14, 2020I Like My Men Like I Like My… (2020 Edition)
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