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Articles by
Marco Kaye
Marco Kaye has contributed to McSweeney’s Internet Tendency since 2007. He has an MFA from NYU, and has been published in the New Yorker’s Daily Shouts & Murmurs.
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December 14, 2018An Honest Charter School’s Annual Appeal
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November 8, 2018Make No Mistake, We Liberals Will Squander Our Hard-Won Gains
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May 30, 2018The Writer’s Journey
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February 15, 2018At the P.R. Firm for Men
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October 16, 2017Your Children’s Bedtime Routine: Fantasy vs. Reality
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August 8, 2017This One Goes Out to All My Haters
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October 26, 2016On Our 20th Anniversary, the Internet and I Have Decided to Renew Our Vows
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May 4, 2016List: Breaking Beyond the 4th Wall
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November 17, 2015A Freelancer’s Prayer
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March 6, 2015List: True Designer Baby Names
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December 23, 2014Merry #XXMas
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May 8, 2014List: Corporate Time Equivalents
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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