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Marco Kaye
Marco Kaye has contributed to McSweeney’s Internet Tendency since 2007. He has an MFA from NYU, and has been published in the New Yorker’s Daily Shouts & Murmurs.
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June 23, 2011Additional Improvements to the Coors Light “Cold Activated” Beer Can
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January 14, 2011Two Years Later, the Geese Respond to the So-Called “Miracle On the Hudson.”
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January 13, 2011Continued Problems With Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark
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November 4, 2010The Williamsburg Address
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October 19, 2010In Light of My Impending Death, Here’s What to Do With My Literary Estate
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August 13, 2010More Herman Melville College Metaphors
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July 7, 2010To the Lighthouse. But First, to the Food Carts
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March 25, 2010Literary Photoshop
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March 3, 2010Fail Whale Speaks
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December 1, 2009X Men Origins: Cheever
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August 4, 2009Metroid’s Samus Aran Speaks Out About Gay Marriage
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June 4, 2009Netloss
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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October 30, 2009Letters From the Hellbox: Caslon, Baskerville, and Franklin: Revolutionary Types
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January 27, 2023The Narrator of “Jessie’s Girl” Offers an Apology after Completing His Master’s in Women’s and Gender Studies
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February 7, 2023The Jedi Academy Will No Longer Teach Anakin Skywalker’s Massacre of the Younglings
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February 7, 2023Short Conversations with Poets: Ross Gay
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February 7, 2023Correspondence with My Preschooler Regarding Our Updated Dinner Policy
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February 6, 2023Oh, Look at Mr. Fancy Pants Over Here Eating His Eggs