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Articles by
Marco Kaye
Marco Kaye has contributed to McSweeney’s Internet Tendency since 2007. He has an MFA from NYU, and has been published in the New Yorker’s Daily Shouts & Murmurs.
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February 17, 2012What It’s Like Being President, Metaphorically Speaking
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November 2, 2011Please Help the Ecopod Habitat Biotel by Marriott in Our Efforts to Conserve
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June 28, 2011Midway Through Writing Concordant of Runes (Book Fourteen in the Caste of Aether Series), Fantasy Author R.J. Fitzgibbons Hits a Wall
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June 23, 2011Additional Improvements to the Coors Light “Cold Activated” Beer Can
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January 14, 2011Two Years Later, the Geese Respond to the So-Called “Miracle On the Hudson.”
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January 13, 2011Continued Problems With Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark
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November 4, 2010The Williamsburg Address
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October 19, 2010In Light of My Impending Death, Here’s What to Do With My Literary Estate
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August 13, 2010More Herman Melville College Metaphors
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July 7, 2010To the Lighthouse. But First, to the Food Carts
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March 25, 2010Literary Photoshop
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March 3, 2010Fail Whale Speaks
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