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December 17, 2008

Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist

They All Agree

by Dan Liebert

There are hundreds of Christian sects, from Catholics to Mormons to illiterate snake handlers in Tennessee, but without exception they all agree on one thing: Jesus was not enormously fat.

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