Opens a window.

Opens a window and then really oversells how nice it is.

Opens a smaller, less obvious door.

Says “Did you want that open?”

Turns all the windows into window-sized doors.

Reopens the door and just closes the screen.

Moves the door to the south wall and mentions a Feng Shui class he’s taking.

Remarks how a door’s peephole is kind of like a tiny window.

Opens up about his dad, even though it’s clearly not the right time.

Says, “Whoops! I meant to leave before I closed that.” Pretends like it was a joke, then awkwardly hangs around for five minutes before leaving.