All posts tagged
expressions
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May 30, 2018List: How to Kill Them With Kindness
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February 23, 2018Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Phrase “Positive Vibes Only”
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January 30, 2018List: When Life Gives You Lemons
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October 3, 2017List: More Alternatives to Resting Bitch Face
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January 4, 2017I Will Love You Until The Cows Come Home — But Only Until Then
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May 18, 2016It’s My Way or the Highway, and the Highway is More Convenient
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January 25, 2016List: Alternatives to Resting Bitch Face
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November 9, 2015List: Rejected Titles for Kids Say the Darndest Things
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September 29, 2015Monologue: On Fleek’s Eulogy for Ratchet
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September 22, 2015List: Things God Does When He Closes a Door
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August 8, 2018The Very Model of a Modern-Age Millennial
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November 12, 2015Maybe I Should Stop Bringing Up My Cat So Much When People Tell Me Stories About Their Kids
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August 15, 2018List: Table of Contents From Sorry, You’re Kind of Fucked: The Only Child’s Survival Guide
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August 14, 2018List: Other Transportation Metaphors Besides “Helicopter Parent”
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August 17, 2018OUR Wedding is All About YOU
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August 17, 2018List: A List of Things I’ve Said to Men this Week Instead of “You’re Wrong,” or “No” to Spare Their Feelings, Even Though They Were Wrong and I Knew the Right Answer
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August 17, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Ordinary Hands
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August 17, 2018Welcome to The Middle, an Enchanted Land Where Compromise and Civility Get Results