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All posts tagged
expressions
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September 26, 2018List: Ten Particularly Accurate Translations for “You’re the Best!”
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May 30, 2018List: How to Kill Them With Kindness
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February 23, 2018Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Phrase “Positive Vibes Only”
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January 30, 2018List: When Life Gives You Lemons
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October 3, 2017List: More Alternatives to Resting Bitch Face
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January 4, 2017I Will Love You Until The Cows Come Home — But Only Until Then
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May 18, 2016It’s My Way or the Highway, and the Highway is More Convenient
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January 25, 2016List: Alternatives to Resting Bitch Face
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November 9, 2015List: Rejected Titles for Kids Say the Darndest Things
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September 29, 2015Monologue: On Fleek’s Eulogy for Ratchet
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November 5, 2019If You Call Me a “Boomer” You Are Committing a Hate Crime
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November 6, 2019My 11-Month-Old Baby’s HR Discrimination Complaint
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October 29, 2019We’re the Husbands from Every Haunted House Movie, and We Think You’re Just Not Giving Our New Home a Chance
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November 8, 2019From One Parent to Another: Thank You, T.I.
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November 8, 2019List: The Ten Commandments of Workism