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All posts tagged
expressions
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September 26, 2018List: Ten Particularly Accurate Translations for “You’re the Best!”
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May 30, 2018List: How to Kill Them With Kindness
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February 23, 2018Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Phrase “Positive Vibes Only”
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January 30, 2018List: When Life Gives You Lemons
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October 3, 2017List: More Alternatives to Resting Bitch Face
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January 4, 2017I Will Love You Until The Cows Come Home — But Only Until Then
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May 18, 2016It’s My Way or the Highway, and the Highway is More Convenient
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January 25, 2016List: Alternatives to Resting Bitch Face
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November 9, 2015List: Rejected Titles for Kids Say the Darndest Things
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September 29, 2015Monologue: On Fleek’s Eulogy for Ratchet
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August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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August 25, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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August 19, 2019Monologue: A Future Message From Generation X’s Reverse Mortgage Pitchman, Trent Reznor
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August 23, 2019We Need a Republican Nominee Whose Disdain for Marginalized People is Less Obvious
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August 23, 2019List: A Parents’ Guide to Surviving the College Drop-Off
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August 23, 2019Monologue: I Am Marianne Williamson and, to Clarify, the ‘Dark Psychic Force’ I Mentioned Is the Algerian Military and Its Refusal to Cede Power to the Hirak
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August 23, 2019List: Things Trump Can Do to Win Democrats’ Votes