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All posts tagged
expressions
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September 26, 2018List: Ten Particularly Accurate Translations for “You’re the Best!”
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May 30, 2018List: How to Kill Them With Kindness
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February 23, 2018Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Phrase “Positive Vibes Only”
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January 30, 2018List: When Life Gives You Lemons
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October 3, 2017List: More Alternatives to Resting Bitch Face
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January 4, 2017I Will Love You Until The Cows Come Home — But Only Until Then
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May 18, 2016It’s My Way or the Highway, and the Highway is More Convenient
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January 25, 2016List: Alternatives to Resting Bitch Face
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November 9, 2015List: Rejected Titles for Kids Say the Darndest Things
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September 29, 2015Monologue: On Fleek’s Eulogy for Ratchet
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November 16, 2018Nihilist Dad Jokes
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December 6, 2018Welcome to Our Modern Hospital Where If You Want to Know a Price You Can Go Fuck Yourself
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May 18, 2011I Regret to Inform You That My Wedding to Captain Von Trapp Has Been Canceled
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers