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All posts tagged

expressions

January 25, 2016

Alternatives to Resting Bitch Face

by Susan Harlan
November 9, 2015

Rejected Titles for Kids Say the Darndest Things

by Simon Pinkerton
September 29, 2015

On Fleek’s Eulogy for Ratchet

by Zain Khalid
September 22, 2015

Things God Does When He Closes a Door

by Dan Neilan
July 28, 2015

What My Boss Is Jamaican Me Feel Besides Crazy

by Jess Zeidman
May 6, 2014

I Have No Plans to Stop Using ‘AHAHAHAHAHAHA’ Instead of ‘LOL’ Anytime Soon

by Ellie Kemper
August 23, 2012

Several Phrases More Accurate Than “This Isn’t My First Rodeo.”

by Ben Slotky
March 6, 2012

Mathematical Translations of Popular Refrains

by Kristopher Kelly
September 19, 2007

Expressions for Vegans

by Michael Armstrong
March 18, 2005

Cinematic Expressions of Inner Self-Loathing If There Were No Mirrors to Smash

by Ross Murray

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November 29, 2023

Your 2023 WebMD Wrapped

by J. Taylor Lee and Ave Grimshaw
December 4, 2023

The National Lyrics or Things My Dad Says While Refusing to Check Google Maps?

by Nick Guadagnino
November 22, 2023

Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving

by Nathaniel Brown
February 23, 2012

Lines from The Princess Bride That Double as Comments on Freshman Composition Papers

by Jennifer Simonson

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