Kids Say Whatever Moronic Thought Comes Into Their Heads

It’s So Irritating How Kids Take Everything So Literally

Kids Often Misconstrue Colloquial English

Kids’ Brains Aren’t Sufficiently Developed to Deal With the Subtleties Of Language

Kids Repeat the Terrible Things Their Parents Say In the Home

I Wish Kids Wouldn’t Say the Darndest Things

My Child Keeps Embarrassing Me In Front of Education Professionals

Kids Spoke Only When Spoken to In My Day

Kids Make The Craziest Allegations!

Something My Kid Said Alarmed His Teachers Enough to Raise Suspicions About Me

Kids’ Testimonies are Suspect

Kids Say the Darndest Things When In the Presence of a Court-Appointed Guardian