Things I Like to Reference to Establish That I’m Slightly Older Than Some of My Co-Workers

AOL online chat rooms

Y2K

Lorena Bobbitt

Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?

My biological clock

Bob Dole

Columbia House Record and Tape Club

Mix tapes recorded from the radio

Only knowing what photos looked like after taking them to the store to get developed

The sound of dial-up modems

Basic human decency