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Things Said by the Presenter of a Seminar on the Future of Color in Printing.
BY SUSAN MORTON
“The doors are locked, much like the doors of the hotel bar this morning. Not that I’d be allowed in after last night’s ‘incident’ anyway.”
“Soft proofing won’t solve a problem with the toaster—or your wife.”
“A printer cartridge is more expensive than good Scotch.”
“We all need to just relax about metamerism, relax like you’re getting an Oriental massage. You are paying my expenses, right?”
“Use those old monitors as boat anchors. If they don’t work, try a wedding ring.”
“This is how we would see color if we weren’t hung over.”
“This gives you the ability to see disappointment in advance. I could’ve used that crystal ball 20 years ago.”
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