“Waterboard ’em, Danno.”

“Blast Whitesnake into their cells all night, Danno.”

“Smear fake menstrual blood on ’em, Danno.”

“Make them strip and lie down in a big pile and take pictures of ’em, Danno.”

“Fake a dog attack on ’em, Danno.”

“Don’t book ’em, Danno.”