Are you just going to leave that there?
I don’t know where your keys are.
I didn’t call them, I thought you called them.
Can you please not hide when we’re Skyping with my mother? She sees you under the blanket.
I guess you are just going to leave that there.
Did you unplug my phone?
We should move. Should we move? We shouldn’t move.
For god’s sake light a match.
No, the blue one is recycling, they changed it.
I guess my backstory is that when you leave that there, it feels like you aren’t respecting my need for a clutter-free coffee table.
Yes, your nice jeans are fine.
Do you want to have sex before I jump on this call?
I got eggs.