I don’t really want it, but it came with the package.

It enjoys very limited popularity.

It offers a bunch of extra, superfluous features that don’t interest me or forward any of my goals.

It updates itself without provocation.

I’m not sure I like its layout or aesthetic but there’s little I can do about it.

Its novelty excites users at first but interest wanes dramatically soon thereafter.

I need technical support to navigate and understand its ins and outs.

The programming will change as it gets older.

It makes me do things I don’t want to do.

It stinks.