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childbirth
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June 11, 2024A Recap of the First Season of House of the Dragon in One Scene
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June 5, 2024Letters to Moms: Letter to the Virgin Mary
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July 6, 2023Your OBGYN’s Pain Scale: An Interpretive Guide
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January 31, 2023A Hollywood Executive’s Notes on a Birthing Video
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January 23, 2023Instructions for Patients: Vasectomy v. Giving Birth
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January 6, 2023Here Are a Few Things I’d Rather You Didn’t Say During My C-Section
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December 23, 2021Tips from the Blessed Virgin Mary for Using Childbirth to Advance Your Personal Brand
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September 17, 2021Adam and Eve Decide Who Should Be in Charge of Childbirth
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June 3, 2021What Not to Expect When You’re Expecting
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February 25, 2020You’re Training for a Half-Marathon? Cool, I’m Doing Kegels
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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