1. “Can I top that off for you?”
2. “Want a shot?”
3. “Freshen her up?”
4. “Still thirsty?”
5. “Cap off your cup?”
6. “Help me finish the pot?”
7. “Mo’ Joe for your mojo?”
8. “More coffee?”
February 14, 2000
Ways To Offer Coffee Refills at a Diner (If You are Working at the Diner)
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