Crackuccino
The Foglifter
Freakoutuccino
Freebase
The Mainliner
Smackuccino
Paranoid Hipster
The All-Night Dance Party
Elvis’s Nightcap
Crankuccino
May 13, 2002
Actual Names for Quadruple Espresso Drinks Used by Locally Owned Coffee Shops
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